Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

Macherra

Macherra is quiet, shy, beautiful, doesn't like attention and are freaks in bed!

Look at that Macherra

by scorpio March 29, 2012

maceterian

A person who eats only Mac n cheese

Oh I’m a maceterian ❤️

by wheeew September 2, 2020

maceterian

A person who only eats Mac and cheese

I’m a maceterian

by wheeew September 2, 2020

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

macheta

She is very funny and caring.She is very tough so don’t mess with her she is also very smart and beautiful.She has a lot of wisdom

Macheta is caring and very smart.

by Hansudhhneb November 30, 2020

Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021