machine gun poop

when your on the toilet and your poop shoots out so fast it splashes your butt.

Today, i went to the bathroom and had an unhappy machine gun poop.I had to wipe my cheeks as well.

by donald wennferding December 20, 2010

the fun machine took a shit and died

the point at which you realize that what youve been doing all night may NOT have been the best idea ever

after all those beer bongs, somewhere around dawn the fun machine took a shit and died..

by mat haggard August 24, 2008

eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!

by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 16, 2008

Rage Against The Machine

The only rap-rock band that ever had talent.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

scene machine

any member of the T-Mobile sidekick family. especially, however not exclusively, when used by a kid who belongs to the "scene." the "scene" is most readily identified by boys or girls wearing tight pants, sporting haircuts which cover exactly three fifths of their face (from top corner to bottom opposite corner, and ALWAYS covering at least one eye), and rawking those sick american apparel deep v-necks.

"yo percy, did you see alyssa texting on her sidekick ALL during that class? i wonder what her phone bill is on that scene machine."

by cheerstojeff April 28, 2009

prison machine

Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.

Well let’s just say the prison machine is our state’s most successful source of steady revenue!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

fruit machine

British for slot machine

I just spent my entire wage on those fruit machines.

by Abhishek Chowdhary February 17, 2007