male crack

two guys doing cocaine on each others ass crack

yo Aca$h and E-pill were so drunk at the party they did male crack.

by *_** August 3, 2010

Male moan

The pleasure sounds a guy makes during sex that isn't really grunting and not quite a sigh.

Oh my god Linda, Shawn has the best male moan I have ever heard.

by Hardly.Quinn December 22, 2014

Male gold digger

A male that makes it a point to be noticed via expensive material possessions. Charismatic and charming, easily able to manipulate funds from empathetic souls. Rarely works, sense of entitlement, lacks close peers and devoid of family. Steer clear. If its too good to be true it probably is.

Typical abuser traits when you first encounter them. Caution avoid the male gold digger.

by Furnace June 21, 2013

Male Refrigerator Blindness

The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.

Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.

by Annobal August 10, 2010

male manipulator music

A meme that originated on the app TikTok about a specific subgenre of music. The joke is something along the lines of "if they listen to this music, run." Examples of "male manipulator music" are Radiohead, The Smiths; The Cure, etc.

My music taste is what TikTok calls "male manipulator music."

by destroyboys July 17, 2020

male varnish

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008

male erection

An erection is a physiological phenomenon of the male genitalia of many species, in which the penis becomes firmer, engorged and enlarged. Penile erection is the result of a complex interaction of psychological, neural, vascular and endocrine factors, and is often associated with sexual arousal or sexual attraction, although erections can also be spontaneous. The shape, angle and direction of an erection varies considerably in humans.

Girl 1 : thank god we don't get male erection
Girl 2 : yup, it would have been an awkward situation for us.

by AlekhyaDas August 14, 2014