Lubmanesque

1.Of poor or no quality, absolute crap
2. sp. mass spectrometry Exibiting extremely low mass resolution, often accompanied by a high, noisy baseline

1. That talk was Lubmanesque. I wanted to shoot myself by the time it was over.

2. The peaks off that old LaserMat are positively Lubmanesque!

by Spudboy July 12, 2003

Lumanitis

The irritation one experiences when listening to the incessant clanging of the spoon in a bowl during the creation of the concoction known as Luma.

John: Doctor, my wife keeps making this terrible noise when making ice cream. It's all I hear now! It haunts my dreams!

Doctor: Hmmm.....it would appear you're suffering from an acute case of Lumanitis.

John: Dear God, is there a cure?!

Doctor: Sure, have some of this luma!

*clanging spoon*

John: NOOOO!!!

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

John: Oh, it was just a dream.

by ObsidianBlade August 6, 2012

luhman

A sassy ass girl that will not put up with bullshit but lives to dance.

dont mess whith luhman

by lif af May 15, 2017

Luqmaan

A very cocky person with a very small cock. Has gorilla ways in bed.

I like gorillas...get me a luqmaan.

by Geordie shore July 18, 2019

Luqmaan

A little shit that thinks too much of himself. Probably drives a jaguar to compensate for his small pipi. Likes sitting on pavements and the number 15

Wife:. Dammit luqmaan. 15secs again. I'm off to Abdullahs

by Chootya November 23, 2021

lumanita

Usually a girl that’s a trash can that no one ever notices

Lumanita is such a trash can

by Thetrashherself November 19, 2018

Lukman

Lukman has a tiny one and is on average about 1.5 inches, most of his people hkave on average a 1 to 2 inches on a good day. Some how he managers to put it in but his huge cheeks can cause stressfulness in bed.

Jacob: have u seen Lukmans pics?
Lukman: I don't know what ur talking about
Jacob: just tell us the truth that u have a tiny dick

by Breaking bad curly babe May 18, 2016