Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

drop some logs

Drop some logs means to deficate some feces; shit.

Man I gotta drop some logs.

by MACK DADDY REN February 12, 2010

logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

by RabarJabar June 19, 2009

Lincoln Logs from Hell

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.

2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.

The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

by Keatface March 18, 2007

logsmack.com

Something Daniel Howell should have never said. Is it a euphemism? Is it a website where you can watch people get smacked with "logs"? Will we ever know?

Bro 1: Hey Bro 2 check out Logsmack.com

Bro 2: Okay Bro 1 because I totally trust something called "Logsmack.com" Yeah

by FeedMeTheRicePapa June 7, 2018

Longshadowed

To get surprisingly intoxicated from only a few beers.

I really got longshadowed when we were out last night.

by Thebeerista June 22, 2018