Loggerhead

A penis, a large member, a trouser snake. Leana is a non believer but the word loggerhead is as old as time itself.

How about taking a pull off the big loggerhead that I'm smuggling in my drawers.

by Jimmy Jam Johnson August 31, 2018

loggerhead

1) a really stupid person.
2) The head of a turtle

He's a loggerhead this morning

by EJ March 4, 2005

Loggera

LOGGERA is another word for nigger

"Kevin is a fucking loggera

by Y here's a manin October 18, 2021

Derpy Logger

A person who is passing a logger, and due to the extreme pain, and has an expression that is funny as hell, until that person is you!

Dude 1: Oh sh*t, I've got a logger!
*Dude 1 makes a weird expression*
Dude 2: Hahahahaha, you're a derpy logger!... OH SH*T!!!
I'M A DERPY LOGGER NOW!

by FlipD3RP December 2, 2011

Cold logger

A frozen turd that is used in place of a dildo.

After it was ready, I gave her an epic cold logger.

by Mr Ock June 26, 2019

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

junk luggers

People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.

Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”

Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”

by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 7, 2021