Linus

The Most alpha Male to ever exist and gets all the bitches

Girl 1: Holy Shit is that Linus I want to fuck him so bad!
Girl 1: Yeah Me too

by AlphaLinus October 30, 2019

arch linux

Arch Linux (or Arch) is a great Linux distribution intended to be lightweight and simple. The design approach of the development team focuses on simplicity, elegance, code correctness and minimalism.

It is binary-based, unlike source-based distros (see gentoo, which is used by l33t hax0rs who think that compiling everything for a 1% performance gain is worth their time).

It is loved among knowledgeable linux users for features such as the 'pacman' package manager and the AUR (Arch User-Community Repository) which contains PKGBUILD scripts which simplify building packages not in the main repositories from source.

Arch User: What's up, gentoo user? I just finished installing Arch Linux, it took about 20 minutes.

Gentoo User: I'm just recompiling my kernel for an estimated 1% performance increase on this AMD K6. I expect it to be done in about 2 weeks. I can't wait!

by emergearchlinux December 7, 2009

Linux Fanboys

Most of the definitions on here that criticize microsoft and apple products are by linux fanboys. Linux fanboys are people who think microsoft is evil and steal data, even though their "evidence" is really just a bunch of mumbo jumbo.

Linux fanboys are the most annoying thing in the world ngl

by awesome picture dude August 9, 2021

linuxoid

A computer geek whose brain is totally devoured by the Linux operating system. Sleeps in a server room, feeds on beer and cramps extracted from the keyboard, wears a shapeless checkered shirt and old stained jeans, never shaves or visits a hairdresser.

The best alarm clock for a linuxoid is
"at 07:00 >mplayer -playlist 123.m3u".
You wake up at 6:58 wondering why it doesn't play and run to the computer to check if there are any bugs

by veraptor April 15, 2009

Linux

NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM!!!!!!!!

Linux is a KERNEL, NOT AN OPERATING SYSTEM started by Linus Torvalds in 1991 at University of Helsinki in Finland. Linux was at first just a hobby for Linus. Linux is free software.

It just so happened that just when Linux was getting usable, GNU had everything it needed except a kernel. Thus, people started using Linux with GNU to make a completely free UNIX-like operating system called GNU/Linux.

Today Linux and GNU/Linux have come a long way from the early 1990's, although they're still mostly used by geeks.

Linux is at version 2.6.xx as of mid 2005.

by a thing June 26, 2005

Linux Zealot

Perhaps the most hilarious people I've ever encountered. Known for their hatred of Windoze.

I like Linux, but it's not like I'm a Linux Zealot.

by Blue Ruse August 7, 2006

Linus Torvalds

The only man to ever create something (Linux) which may just destroy Microsoft Windows.

Also the man Bill Gates fears the most, he fears him so much that RedHat and Linux.org send Bill Gates into a nervous breakdown whenever he hears the name, or views the websites.

Microsoft Employee: Bill, Linux is gradually overtaking us.
Bill Gates: NOOO GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAY!!!! *has nervous breakdown*

by Cloud November 19, 2004