linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet

Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick

by Ocaris February 28, 2014

LINGUINI

A name for a girl who isfat and white and loves to butt into conversations.

HAVE YOU SEEN LINGUINI?

NO YOU?

by Lmaobshboi May 8, 2018

LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.

Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"

by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016

Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.

“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”

by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022

lingerosity

The potency of a fart; ability to linger long after the deed has been done.

“dude, I farted 10 minutes ago & when I came back into the room I could still smell it. That had some serious lingerosity!”

by The Original Mike Honcho July 31, 2012

Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.

Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."

by JP Arr March 5, 2013