Lindsay Lohan

1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.

2) Cocaine.

1)

- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?

- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.

2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.

by BadassDude May 27, 2009

Lindsay Lohan

BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!

i played with her lindsay's all night.

by Rehab is 4 quitters March 5, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Freckles and/or one big freckle

"wow look how many lindsay lohans that girl has!!!!"

by Sadler January 23, 2005

the lindsay lohan

The act of having a guy shoot his load up one nostril and exiting it out the other.

A dirty useless talent that gets old fast.

"The Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23 and I got caught twice.”

by Lucid Lunacy April 6, 2017

Lindsay Lohan

1. One who does not change facial expressions.

Lindsay Lohan doesn't change facial expressions.

by GreatHammurabi July 7, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

An annoying, hot-headed bitch who fights with her friends and Jessica/Ahslee Simpson almost every fucking time I read the papers.

Just because Jessica didn't say "Thank you" to you after serving her drinks, Lindsay Lohan, there's no need to get violent. Amen.

by Jamie Has It August 5, 2006

Lindsay Lohan

1. A female who becomes famous and nobody knows how or why.

2. To become anorexic, or bullemic

3. Female who does anything, but sucks at everything.

4. Female who is frequently rushed to the hospital for unimportant reasons.

Dressing slutty and making bad decisions will earn you the nickname Lindsay Lohan.

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006