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Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019
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Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019
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Lincoln logs

When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
Lincoln logs!!!!!!! Jospeh shit up!
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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Lincoln Logging

When 4 men 69 each other in a square. 2 lay on their backs parallel and 2 lay face down on top of them connecting penis to mouth in the 4 corners. The other two lay down on top perpendicular so each dude is connected to two other dudes like Lincoln logs. More floors can be added as long as there are four dudes per floor added.
Wow, the bachelor party at EDC was wild, ended up Lincoln Logging with three of the other bros
by Dr. UNKNOWN May 25, 2022
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Lincoln Log

The act of laying across other partners sexually the way you would build cult classic game “Lincoln logs” to get the ultimate stack height to reach peak orgasm. Formations may vary based on party size.
Why’s Corey inviting us to the bedroom at this time?

Dude, he’s trying to Lincoln log, you should join!
by Lincoln Loggerman December 25, 2021
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Lincoln logging

Done in a outside setting, the action of, limited to intent, with purpose,going into a porta potty and dedicating on top of a complete strangers foundation (dedication)
At the festival last weekend Bucky imagined he would build himself a real home made of crap as he sat in the public crap shack, Lincoln logging the biggest and longest turds he could muster
by Weberspen15 November 7, 2021
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