Alonso your license 

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license

"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"

Alonso your license by COYS1882 October 29, 2018

Lick Her License 

Another way to say someone is a lesbian

Alonzo: Does she have a lick her license?
Jake: What?
Alonzo: A Lick-Her-License, is she a dyke, a lesbian?

Lick Her License by sokpuppet September 27, 2005

racial license 

The excepted right for people to be able to make fun of others of their own race and not get in any trouble for it.

The Jew can say, "man you were on that faster than a Jew on a penny" and the African American can say, "yo you run faster than a black guy from the cops". Whereas if anyone else did they'd just be a dick because they dont have the racial license to say such things.

racial license by blingtastic January 19, 2008

creative license 

has a couple of uses.

1. In writing, use or making of interesting ideas. One would be in the novel "Job: A comedy of justice" where the devil isn't evil and hell isn't horrible but god just wanted people to think that, where most people just stick to "heaven good hell bad" or "it's all a lie and god is actually evil".

2. Words or action that replace a normal set. Slang started with this.

3. In flirting it means to make something up to get the other person. not necessarily lie but possibly exaggerate truth.

1. guy 1: "I can't think of what to write."
guy 2: "Use some creative license. Try to be original. Make it so that people will use a your idea to replace existing ones."
guy 1: "OK, How am I to do that?"

2. "Of course Josh used creative license and now instead of a hand shake he looks them in the eye and steals their wallet."

3. guy: "I work out every weekend."
Chick: "I know you do community service."
guy: "oh ummmm"
Chick: "You need to work on your creative license. But I will still go on a date with you"

creative license by skywerewolf May 13, 2010

Pen License 

Something you got in primary after being able to write good enough in pen so you didn’t have to write it in pencil like all the normal non try-hards

I got my Pen License today at school

Pen License by UK DEFINER March 20, 2021

Namjoons.drivers.license 

A kpop tiktoker who's really funny and cool

Who wouldn't follow Namjoons.drivers.license on tiktok?

Namjoons.drivers.license by Anonymous amazing person January 14, 2021

Lick-her License 

Quoted by Denzel Washington in Training Day. Another term for a lesbian.

"lickher license?"
"What?"
"A lick-her license was she a dyke, a lesbian?"

Lick-her License by MJM2344 October 6, 2009