Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 15, 2010

red lemming

Term for a common Chinese person.

The nation colour of China being 'red' + 'lemming' a person with no originality or voice of his/her own.

One who speaks or repeats only what he/she has been told by the state. Excessively nationalistic. A tool. A cretin.

China is goood, China amazing, China wule da world!" "Oh great another red lemming.

by sunshiyong October 21, 2010

Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.

Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.

by Michael Moschen April 20, 2006

Facebook lemming

Noun:
One who participates in the daily viral spread of a Facebook survey, app, game, chain letter, or similar device but does not actually initiate the spread of it nor is creative enough to do so. A Facebook lemming only mimics the activities of other Facebook users.

Origin:
Macrodot circa 02/02/2010

"Im tired of getting Farmville updates from Susan. She is such a Facebook lemming!"

by macrodot February 3, 2010

Videogame lemming

A person who follows current a fad and only play the most mainstream games such as call of duty and minecraft

Person: I played COD for 12 hours yesterday and then minecraft for the next 12 hours. I'm so cool! ADUUURGH!
Person 2: you're such a videogame lemming all you do is play COD and minecraft don't you have an independent mind of your own or are you just a mindless imbecile?

by Lord Stalox February 24, 2015

Will power of a lemming

Someone who has absolutely no will power and will follow the anyone into any kind of debauchery.

Guy 1: Let's go out drinking
Guy 2: Nah mate, I've just recovered from a 20 hour bender
Guy 1: Ah, go on then...
Guy 2: Ah, OK, why not
Guy 1: Mate, you've got the will power of a lemming

by Benjammin38 January 2, 2009

sticky lemming

The finest of sex acts, you throw you girlfriend/ best friends girlfriend out of a window during sex and you must fire your sticky jozz on her before she hits floor.
hence the name.

guy 1: WTF!! YOU JUST THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW...IM CALLING THE FEDS BRO'.
guy2: its ok maaan, it was a sticky lemming.
guy 1:oh, thats cool.

by bonja October 26, 2007