leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice January 11, 2008

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leather mama

A older woman, generally lesbian and a MILF, who partakes in the leather community. Most likely a dominatrix.

Basically a genderbent version of a Leather Daddy

My sweetheart Patrice is secretly a leather mama, and an ursula. Which means she's big and loves to overpower my ass!

by Hyperbeams in your mouth January 12, 2014

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leichelle

A girl often found screaming at her phone, she is a girl like no other. Her eyes bring you in, and her soul is ineffable. She is sweet and is the most wonderful person to be around. But beware she won't hesitate to throw you over the Mexican border.

Leichelle is the most beautiful person I met said Hoseok.

by Daisiesinthesea March 31, 2017

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Lenthe

An intelligent, shy girl whose looks are way too sexy for her cute personality. If approached a Lenthe will usually directly ask for your motives or assess your behaviour carefully. Or she might glare at you, like a wild animal.

Person 1: ''Did that girl really just run away from me?''
Person 2: ''You should have seen it coming, she's a Lenthe.''

by Porn enthusiast 69 May 11, 2017

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