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Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.
On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.
by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019
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Queer lever

Queer lever (alternatively called a queer stick) is quite simply a gay man‘s penis.
Example: Gay dog owner gets into his Hearse, takes the car out of neutral and then into first. What’s the twist? It wasn’t his gear stick….. it was his queer stick. He picks up the phone but jams his willy in the receiver. His dog, Beaver the Golden Retriever was unfortunately a meat eater, so the man’s jumbo sausage was promptly devoured by the jaws of this creature.

So the moral of the Example is: gay is the way but keep your pets at bay; a queer lever a day keeps the amnesia away.
by Aaron & Nina October 9, 2021
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little lever

My hometown, Little lever is a small village located in in between the smog filled shitholes that are Farnworth and Ratcliffe (ratpit).

Entering little lever is like smelling the contents of your arse. the gypsy camp pengs!
Dont spend too much time around this area or you might end up in a body bag, shoe less!

The crime rate is unbelievable, 70% of children under 16 already have an asbo, and little levers most luxurious area:
the avenues. has a asbo rate of 100%.Not 1 of them have worked a day in there life and everyone is seeking benifits.
It makes benefits street (as seen on channel 4) look like disney land!

You can constantly hear the soothing noises of 50cc peddle and pop peds, all of them thinking there nicky hayden while traveling at an abrupt speed of 25mph!
All the males in that area either think they are ex s.a.s, king pins of the drug trade or notorious gangsters, while the woman think there Americas next top model.
women from this area usually loose there virginty around 11/12, every womans fanny looks like squished slug and has been battered multiple times by multiple different people.
If you live there you've proply shagged your own mum its like 1 big giant orgy!

the amount of inbreds has dropped dramitcally in the last 2 year dropping from 80% to 50% but the abortion rate has trippled.
with non of them being able to seek proper treatment the coat hanger is the most bought tool in the area scooping out over 2000 babies a year.
by mr doge January 10, 2014
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lever

1. A simple machine consisting of a rigid bar pivoted on a fixed point and used to transmit force, as in raising or moving a weight at one end by pushing down on the other.

2. A projecting handle used to adjust or operate a mechanism.

3. A ceremony at the French Court at which the King or Queen was attended by favoured courtiers and attendants, while getting out of bed and ready for the day.

4. A means of accomplishing; a tool: used friendship as a lever to obtain advancement.
I pulled the lever with all my strength, and turned the machine off.
by James Howards February 23, 2004
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Leverette

Upbringing that has made you think that your shit dont stink. Mainly found in men. Leverette's can talk and talk and talk but when it actually happens the only thing known to do by a Leverette is "lets fuck him up". Most Leverette's are EXTREMELY attractive. That is what drawls you in. They have the looks and can definitely talk you out of your pants. Leverette's tend to have extreme outbursts of anger and say things that only other Leverette's will understand.
Girl: William why the fuck would you even say that.
Boy: Its a Leverette thang.
by FrancyPrancyUnicorn January 25, 2011
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leverkused

to make a poor second place

after the german football club Bayer Leverkusen who made 2nd place in german Bundesliga (championship), league cup and Champions League in season 2001/2002.
Schumacher was in front but leverkused the race when he came out of the box.
by blippo2 April 15, 2009
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Leeper

The sweetest, and kindest man you will ever know. He is usually soft spoken but has a huge heart. The best friend that you could ever have. He also has bad allergies and excessive hair. Also will never admit it but is a Hufflepuff through and through.
That guy is super kind, he must be a Leeper
by themidnightwriter2 September 13, 2017
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