Me leccy's a fortune.
by alrightmate420 April 22, 2018
Get the Leccy mug.A heartless bitch that will make you laugh. Very smart and intelligent female and she LOVE chicken and raw fish
by Hi qodbjeixjqpfu May 22, 2018
Get the leryll mug.He is a funny ass nigga.He won't ever break ya heart but if you bother him a lot he is gonna get mad.Also he is loyal.I've never seen someone as loyal as this dude.If u a guy and u sending him hearts he's gonna kiss you.if you a guy and you talking shit he's not going to do anything unless you really on his nerves.
Leury is a loyal ass dude he won't ever break your heart
Leury is a loyal ass dude he won't ever break your heart
Leury.
by Yeubby November 22, 2021
Get the Leury mug.Nick Leary is an idiot who would much rather sit on his phone looking at memes and texting multiple females instead of talking to the group of people he is sat around. So if you are being anti-social and going on your phone for a long period of time whilst with your boys you are a Nick Leary.
by anal6969douknowdaway April 16, 2019
Get the Nick Leary mug.by Isis34645747486547 May 10, 2019
Get the Patrick Leary mug.A fat tubby ginger cunt. Loves to say "we don't care that your top button is uNcOmFoRt@bLe"
Sometimes in the staff room I see her eating sweetie bars that contian 700 calories a BITE. WOW.
During AO's tutor time, the legend once said that she cried for someone "stealing her skittles".
GOD DAMN. i want skittles now brb.
Sometimes in the staff room I see her eating sweetie bars that contian 700 calories a BITE. WOW.
During AO's tutor time, the legend once said that she cried for someone "stealing her skittles".
GOD DAMN. i want skittles now brb.
by anonymous September 18, 2020
Get the Miss O'Leary mug.A fucking funny-ass comedian. Usually ranting about smoking, drinking and drugs. Always has funny things to say. Has a wife and kids. He says what we all better be thinking.
Denis: Lord of the Dance? Who has the balls to call himself the Lord of anything? Last guy called himself Lord on this planet was crucified, Michael, okay? And we know where the hammer and the nails are.
Denis: Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what the fuck.com!
-Dennis Leary
Denis: I have actually come to love Hanson, and I'll tell you why. Because they are gonna crash and burn so hard it's gonna be fucking great!
Denis: My foreign policy? Fuck you! My domestic policy, FUCK YOU!
Denis: Another thing when I'm president? If you're in the army, the navy, any branch of the armed forces... you can fuck whoever you want!
Denis: Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
Denis: Behind the counter, another eighteen-year-old kid. Both ears-pierced. Both nostrils-pierced. Both eyebrows fucking pierced! And his tongue is hanging out, you know why his tongue is hanging... cuz he has a six-inch steel stud imbedded in the middle of it! That's just one more thing for your dad to grab a hold of when he's pissed off at you.
Denis: We have some fat fucking people in this country, don't we?
Denis: I know I'll never have a weight problem, you know why? First morning I wake up and can't see my dick? I STOP EATING!
Denis: Oh yeah jerking off is like an aerobic thing for me now man, I'm 40, I do it everyday, I do it everyday. Hell, I've even gone beyond porno, I'm back to regular network t.v.
Denis: I've good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
Denis: Wake the fuck up and smell the maple nut crunch!
Denis: When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!
Denis: Marv, Marv, Marv. Marv, this is God, what the HELL were you thinking?
Denis: And you can't smoke in any of this coffee places. Can't smoke at Starbucks, can't smoke in dunkin' doughnuts... I'm pretty sure coffee was invented by people who were smoking anyways. And they just wanted to invent something so they can stay up late and SMOKE FUCKIN' MORE! That's my theory. Just ask me or Columbo, he'll back me up on this one.
last lines
Denis: Sin is in, and so we begin...
Denis: Does anyone have a home entertainment system? If you don't, go out and get it right now. It's got everything! Big screen TV, surround sound, subwoofer so when you watch Jurassic Park the floor shakes, VCR, DVD, laserdisc, and all the other things you don't know what the hell it is but it looks fuckin' GREAT! All shiny... Had it for eight hours. Actually, technically four hours 'cause the guy took four hour to install it, so a grand total of eight hours.
Denis: I put the kids to bed and I rent a copy of Apocalypse Now! Yeah! Dennis Hopper hopped up on coke in 5.1 surround? Fuckin' awesome! So I go to put the tape in, clang clang clang, it won't go in! I reach into the VCR... Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly SANDWICH! Now... I would like to think that I do not have retards in my family bloodline. I'm hoping it wasn't as stupid as "Nom Nom Nom oh, this goes here." I'm hoping it was more thought out, like "Hey, maybe if I put the sandwich in the VCR, I can watch the peanut Butter and Jelly Movie! Then I can really hear the crunchy parts!"
Denis: So I wake everybody up and have a big People's Court session down in the living room. I'm your host Ed Kotch! Exhibit A the VCR, Exhibit B the sandwich. Anybody have any ideas? I get a sea of dumbfounded faces. Then Jack, my oldest steps forward. He goes "Dad... Maybe... The sandwich was flyin' around the room, you know, just flyin' around the room, and then Central Control called it and told it to dock in the VCR"... NO! SANDWICHES DO NOT DOCK! Pull up your pants.
repeated line
Denis: Pull up your pants!
Denis: I am the Lord of the Dance! Fuck Michael Flatley, it's ME!
Denis: Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee! They got mochachino, cappuchino, frappachino, Al Pacino, what the fuck? www.what the fuck.com!
-Dennis Leary
Denis: I have actually come to love Hanson, and I'll tell you why. Because they are gonna crash and burn so hard it's gonna be fucking great!
Denis: My foreign policy? Fuck you! My domestic policy, FUCK YOU!
Denis: Another thing when I'm president? If you're in the army, the navy, any branch of the armed forces... you can fuck whoever you want!
Denis: Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
Denis: Behind the counter, another eighteen-year-old kid. Both ears-pierced. Both nostrils-pierced. Both eyebrows fucking pierced! And his tongue is hanging out, you know why his tongue is hanging... cuz he has a six-inch steel stud imbedded in the middle of it! That's just one more thing for your dad to grab a hold of when he's pissed off at you.
Denis: We have some fat fucking people in this country, don't we?
Denis: I know I'll never have a weight problem, you know why? First morning I wake up and can't see my dick? I STOP EATING!
Denis: Oh yeah jerking off is like an aerobic thing for me now man, I'm 40, I do it everyday, I do it everyday. Hell, I've even gone beyond porno, I'm back to regular network t.v.
Denis: I've good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
Denis: Wake the fuck up and smell the maple nut crunch!
Denis: When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!
Denis: Marv, Marv, Marv. Marv, this is God, what the HELL were you thinking?
Denis: And you can't smoke in any of this coffee places. Can't smoke at Starbucks, can't smoke in dunkin' doughnuts... I'm pretty sure coffee was invented by people who were smoking anyways. And they just wanted to invent something so they can stay up late and SMOKE FUCKIN' MORE! That's my theory. Just ask me or Columbo, he'll back me up on this one.
last lines
Denis: Sin is in, and so we begin...
Denis: Does anyone have a home entertainment system? If you don't, go out and get it right now. It's got everything! Big screen TV, surround sound, subwoofer so when you watch Jurassic Park the floor shakes, VCR, DVD, laserdisc, and all the other things you don't know what the hell it is but it looks fuckin' GREAT! All shiny... Had it for eight hours. Actually, technically four hours 'cause the guy took four hour to install it, so a grand total of eight hours.
Denis: I put the kids to bed and I rent a copy of Apocalypse Now! Yeah! Dennis Hopper hopped up on coke in 5.1 surround? Fuckin' awesome! So I go to put the tape in, clang clang clang, it won't go in! I reach into the VCR... Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jelly SANDWICH! Now... I would like to think that I do not have retards in my family bloodline. I'm hoping it wasn't as stupid as "Nom Nom Nom oh, this goes here." I'm hoping it was more thought out, like "Hey, maybe if I put the sandwich in the VCR, I can watch the peanut Butter and Jelly Movie! Then I can really hear the crunchy parts!"
Denis: So I wake everybody up and have a big People's Court session down in the living room. I'm your host Ed Kotch! Exhibit A the VCR, Exhibit B the sandwich. Anybody have any ideas? I get a sea of dumbfounded faces. Then Jack, my oldest steps forward. He goes "Dad... Maybe... The sandwich was flyin' around the room, you know, just flyin' around the room, and then Central Control called it and told it to dock in the VCR"... NO! SANDWICHES DO NOT DOCK! Pull up your pants.
repeated line
Denis: Pull up your pants!
Denis: I am the Lord of the Dance! Fuck Michael Flatley, it's ME!
by You don't know that! February 4, 2007
Get the Dennis Leary mug.