layed

Laying down as referred to in the past-tense.

I layed down this morning.

by The Danny July 15, 2006

Lay

Used by idiots in place of lieu of "lie" -- as in lying down, not telling an untruth. Confusion arises from the fact that the preterit of "lie" is "lay".

Infinitive: Lie (to lie down, intransitive)
Preterit: Lay
Past Participle: Lain

Infinitive: Lie (to tell an untruth, intransitive)
Preterit: Lied
Past Participle: Lied

Infinitive: Lay (transitive)
Preterit: Laid
Past Participle: Laid

Idiot usage: I love to lay on the beach.

Correct usage: I love to lie on the beach.

by YYT January 22, 2014

Layed

A blonde girl's idea of getting "laid" despite the fact of having a Master's Degree.

Lina thinks we all should get layed.

by PincheBob October 13, 2016

LAI

One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.

Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.

(Dont LAI that shit)

example 1

Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?

Bill: Why, what did he do?

Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.

Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!

example 2

Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?

Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.

Tom: What the fuck was he doing?

Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.

Tom: What a fucking LAI!

by B.Diddy August 17, 2007

Chill Lay Lay

Your telling a group of people or someone who is hyped about something/someone to calm down, its not that serious or relax.

Joe: Son, im really gone to fight that dude.
Adam: You need to chill lay lay with all that.

by Kanndy July 5, 2007

Lay lady lay

Lay lady lay is a beautiful song that could be remade like a wide bed covered in white softness and light the morning after.

Lay lady lay. Lay across my big wide bed.

by BeStill December 5, 2019

laying it in

Having a tattoo done, on any part of the body.

"This tattoo is great, but laying it in was a drag!"

by 0k_c0mputer February 7, 2015