Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

Law of the Lesser Percentile by Con Land September 9, 2018

Law of Daniel 

No matter what, he will suck ALL the bits out from your account on Bustabit.com

There are only one rule applies on this server: Law of Daniel

Law of Daniel by CassiopeiaBaB September 10, 2022

Law of Indolence 

When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.

Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"

Law of Indolence by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

Law and Order 

A buzzphrase for presidents and presidential candidates for "Police State."

Presidential candidate (what he says): "I am the law and order candidate!"
Presidential candidate (what he means): "I intend to create a police state and curtail your rights!"

Law and Order by Your Next Door Neighbor November 1, 2020

Law of H 

The Law of H states that the girl who you are most interested in will make out with someone else at a bar/club/drinking establishment in the near future.

Like Seriously??? Did you see Britney making out with that random guy? Law of H man, I'm telling you!

Law of H by Girls_suck22 October 8, 2011

Law Of Lamont 

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

Law Of Lamont by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Law & Order 

Extremely popular crime drama series created by Dick Wolf. Unlike most such shows, which usually focus on either detectives or the criminal suit itself but never both, each Law & Order episode usually covers one murder case from discovery of the body, through the police investigation and resulting trial(s) and ends with a conviction, acquittal, or plea bargain.

Also unlike most police shows it does not show the process in a stylized or purely glamorous light but tries to portray it with more realism; dirty DA politics and bringing the wrong person to trial are not rare subplots.

Put a Jewish cop who's daughter was murdered with a partner with an ailing wife and you have a pretty generic cop show. Add in a district attorney who's often more interested in playing politics than solving crimes and his win-at-all-costs bulldog assistant DA, and you have Law & Order.

Law & Order by Bogus September 3, 2005