Launch Fest

Another name of a throw-off in a track meet used by many professionals to make the sport of throwing huge balls around sound cooler.
Hey John, you going to the Launch Fest?

No I'm going to watch the 400 meter dash
by CrescentSpringGangster March 31, 2011
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Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
by Ritondy July 30, 2010
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Dick Launching

An experience men get when their penis becomes hard faster than normal.
"That Dance Video was Dick Launching."

"F*CK ME! I am really Dick Launching now! Shit!!!"
by Dan G. Evans January 10, 2009
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Launch Pad

When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.
Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt
by korsion August 11, 2009
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failure to launch

when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead
me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.
by penguinopolipitese August 16, 2007
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Rocket Launch

When a ginger gets an erection. Mimicking the fiery awesomeness of a rocket taking off.
After many attempts Joe had a successful rocket launch.
by Rein UDK September 08, 2010
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launch a rocket

A term used that means to take a crap.
Hand me the TV Guide i have to launch a rocket.
by Raziel April 22, 2003
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