last texter

That friend that always sends you a meaningless text after the obvious end of a text conversation, just to get the last text. They do this while totally oblivious to their uncontrollable habit.

OMG, Jan is SUCH a last texter it drives me crazy. The other day, she sent me a text "K" back after I texted her "don't text me, in a meeting." So then I had to dig out my phone again to clear it so it wouldn't keep vibrating for the rest of the meeting!

by rebl girl January 27, 2009

Obama’s last name

One of the most mysterious questions that still remains unsolved

Guy: hey do you know what’s Obama’s last name is?
Other Guy: nobody knows

by Gokeez September 14, 2019

Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008

Lalithsai

Femboy, feminine boy, boy who acts like a female.

Hey stop being such a Lalithsai! Femboy Lal is far too feminine for a guy of your stature! Being a Lalithsai is basically being trans!

by Femboy Lal my beloved September 16, 2021

last legs

Close to the end, wearing out or on the verge of breaking.

This machine is on its last legs, I'll give it another 2 weeks before it stops working altogether.

by jimboble September 24, 2009

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

Last in Line

A great Dioism, from the post-Elf years. Has a plethera of significant meanings:

1) A ship without a storm
2) Cold without the warm
3) A laugh without a tear
4) Hope without the fear

John: Hey, Dio, when will we know?
Dio: We'll know for the first time
If we're evil or divine
We're the last in line

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004