God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...
Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?
A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
by Paper_Chaser June 10, 2010
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by Barry Simpson March 24, 2008
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Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.
Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.
by Victor February 3, 2004
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To be owned due to a lack of knowledge.
To be owned due to a lack of knowledge.
by IMretardo November 21, 2005
Get the learned mug.In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.
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Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.
Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.
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Medium size town some 15 miles north of Belfast.
It's dull and boring.
Thousands go there everyday but find it better to get on the Ferry to Scotland to protect their sanity as any more than 15 minutes spent there can lead to suicide.
It's dull and boring.
Thousands go there everyday but find it better to get on the Ferry to Scotland to protect their sanity as any more than 15 minutes spent there can lead to suicide.
Larne, aaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhh...
by undisclosed desires November 27, 2010
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