Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.

I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"

by The best lmao December 19, 2016

lard cart

motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.

The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.

by jainie December 17, 2005

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

skinny lard

people who are skinny but not at the same time

Manny is a skinny lard

by The Taz January 30, 2019

lard wagon

An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.

There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.

by PMax February 24, 2008

lard arse

A fat person, esp. one with a big fat arse.

Hey, lard arse, get a diet!

by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003

Lard Nugget

one whos is as fat as a nugget in a pool of lard.

James get off the couch u lard nugget

by weinersrus March 11, 2011