Laziness

This form of physical activity is the best. One will do nothing important for hours on end......... until they come to a point where they realise that they have nothing to do. The subject will realise, that as a result of doing nothing, they will eventually get pissed off and tired because they have done nothing at all, all day.
Despite this, one will repeatedly do nothing and partake in the act of laziness, and they will never realise or care about the long term effects.

Moof: "Can't you get up and do something, you fat ugly shit?"
Geeg: "Hey man, fuck you. 'The View' is on and Whitney Houston has stiff nips."
Moof: "Well... do you wanna do something afterwards?"
Geeg: "Na... I'm gonna play horde on GoW2."
Moof: "What a prick you are, Geeg."
*Geeg is the epitomy of laziness here*

Doctor Beef: "Well, I'm sorry Mrs. Boofson, but your son, as a result of his ongoing laziness, has become ingrained to the chair."
Mrs. Boofson: "Oh, oh my god... My Geeg, my little Geeg..."
Beef: "Yes, he will never get up, ever again. Like, seriously bitch, he doesn't need anything. His autonomy is in complete equilibrium - he doesn't need food, water, a change of clothes - he just wont move. He, quite possibly, will live forever."

by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009

latiney

When a caucasian person would like to say another caucasian person that they look of Hispanic origin for some reason or another, when they know they're not.

Molly, you look very latiney today.

by Frazzle-Dazzle February 26, 2009

lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

by butttt May 6, 2018

LaPinger

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.

Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.

by The23rd May 27, 2020

Lainee

Bad ass bitch. She will rock your world and then clean your room. No really...she has OCD. But she is the hottest girl and the best friend you will ever have in the world! Just don't follow her diet of the week.

Aka. Pulling a Lainee

Pulling a Lainee

by Big nasty blue balls July 4, 2014

Zach LaVine

The best shooter and dunker of all time, beats Jordan as best bulls guard.

Zach LaVine is a GOAT!!!

by Curry King 123 March 9, 2021

Laziness

When two or more people deem that standing, to carry out the act of passing a joint, too much effort and that throwing it is the most sensible option.

"I can't believe we just threw a lit object, we are actually the epitome of laziness."

by GazzyG February 28, 2010