LAPD Special

A sex move in which you cum into her open eyes (forced open if need be), blinding her as if it were peper-spray.

You then, while she is rubbing her eyes in pain, beat the shit out of her with your bare hands or, preferably, with your still erect penis while yelling "Stop resisting!"

I gave my girl an LAPD Special last night, bitch looked like Rodney King after I was done.

by LittleFatso May 3, 2011

lacadonkadonk

the severe lack of any booty what so ever, the opposite of a badonkadonk(redneck derivative of the original ebonic term "badonkadonk")

"Stephanie had a severe lacadonkadonk reverse by her butt lifting panties."

by NegroIrishman December 8, 2004

labadie

a really hot guy who looks good in most of the clothes he wears...whether it be a black shirt that is really brown, or a blue striped shirt that is not the Pistons blue, or simply white like the white man he be!

That Labadie sure does look HOT in that shirt, but it woud look hotter on my floor!!

by December Mercedes December 28, 2008

LapdanceTop

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!

"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"

by Klynchwich October 28, 2008

lavada

lavada (spanish for washed) is slang for cocaine that has been purified or "washed" of any additives or cuts. It may also be dyed and flavored, with varities including strawberry, coconut, and peanut coke. Lavada is more expensive than regular street cocaine due to its high purity.

guy: you got a bag doggie?

dude: hell yeah holmes I got that lavada perico

by peanut coke plug October 25, 2022

zedis lapedis

Originally a term of surprise or shock as coined by the Disney Channel original movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" it has also become a cuss word substitute

Instead of "F*ck, that test was hard!", one would say:
"Zedis Lapedis, that test was hard!"

by Cindy-lu February 20, 2010

Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse

She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".

by Jtrigger April 22, 2011