Green Lantard

A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated

and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.

Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."

by Webbed-Underoos March 30, 2021

Lanyard Party

When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.

At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.

by Georgios October 16, 2005

Lingardinho

A sarcastic, overused, unoriginal and annoying joke on football Instagram pages to describe Manchester United footballer, Jesse Lingard, who became a joke because of his terrible stats. It is mainly used by 12 year old kids with no sense of humour and are desperate for attention from other similar 12 year olds.

Football troll pages stuck in 2012: Who is the best player in the world?

Kids: LiNgArDiNhO!!! Haha so funne and original!!! *spams several laughing emojis*.

by 69medon March 26, 2021

Langar

a langar, is the community kitchen of a gurdwara (a Sikh temple), which serves meals free of charge to all visitors—without making a distinction of religion, caste, gender, economic status or ethnicity.

Me: The langar today was delicious!
Friend: Isn't it always?

by TopHatLugia November 15, 2020

lanyarding

When you whip ,smack, snap or otherwise harass somebody with your lanyard.

Dan won't stop lanyarding Sally.

by HighSober December 27, 2015

Lingard

Often used as a substitute word for 'Dick head'

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.

The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work

by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022