butt lancer

A derogatory term for a gay man, similar to a butt pirate.

Rumor has it, that Tom Cruise is a closet Butt Lancer.

by Brian in SD September 23, 2006

Mitsubishi lancer

Mitsubishi Lancer, A crappy 4 cylinder for people who wish they could have brought an evo, most likely to be owned by the elderly and off duty police.

Ohh shit my shitbox Mitsubishi Lancer broke down again, I knew I shoulda brought an evo

by Starnoob February 13, 2019

pinch a lancer

take a crap, drop a duse

hold on i got to go pinch a lancer

by tselv May 22, 2006

Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 1, 2008

Whirlwind Lancer

The "co-name" I'll say belonging to Number III in Organization XII - Xaldin.

"Xaldin the Whirlwind Lancer"

by Benevolent Malice October 9, 2008

Fancy Lancer

A pretender; a phony man or woman whose achievement or success depends upon artificial means of support, such as designer clothes, makeup, processed voice, camera angles, spectacular lighting, or performance enhancing drugs.

That singer has made a lot of money in show business but he's only a fancy lancer.

by Pig in a Poke August 25, 2012

Handsome Lancer

A Handsome Lancer is a term used for very toxic people who insult you and then tell you how amazing they are.

Handsome Lancer: Dude why do you even play this game? I'm so good I'm only day 3
Person1: Dude leave me alone.

Person1: Yo dude Kyle is such a Handsome Lancer he bashed me all night for losing one ranked game of LoL
Person2: Kyle will stay Kyle, ignore him hes a douche.

by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020