A moldy lampshade is when a large man, (usually chronically overweight), vomits into a bucket, and then masturbates while it's on his head.
by The Kitten Whisperer TD March 11, 2023
Get the Moldy Lampshade mug.Having intercourse with a woman after placing a pillowcase with a hole cut out over the genital region and another over the face.
by DiabeticD September 1, 2009
Get the Amsterdam Lampshade mug.Related Words
lamash
• Lamashay
• lampshade
• lampshading
• Latasha
• lambshank
• Layasha
• Lamesh
• Lamesha
• lameshwari
To stick a lightbulb into someone's ass, and then screw a working lamp (minus the shade) onto the bulb. Then, turn on the lamp, thus creating a human lampshade. The ass has to be at least moderately hairy for this to be achieved.
by volcomtoast July 5, 2009
Get the Hairy Lampshade mug.The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.
2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
by Ziggy Technicolored Stardust April 13, 2008
Get the Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade mug.Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!
by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013
Get the Lampshade mug.1). Marginal B Actor/Martial Arts enthusiast who turned heads in the hit 80’s drama Falcon Crest and flashed some skin, roundhouse kicked, and rode a Harley in the seminal Stephen J. Cannell created early 90’s action/adventure hit Renegade. His work as an actor has brought very straight men to engage in homoerotic episodes and impregnated ovulating women who stayed up late watching any number of hilariously made straight to video movies on Cinemax. He currently lives in California.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.
3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.
2). A man who still lives with his mother who has long hair AND wears a long duster type jacket.
3). A sexual act in which the women is on all fours with the man behind her slightly sitting on her pulling on her hair such as to simulate riding a motorcycle.
1). Wow, Lorenzo Lamas really impressed me in Terminal Justice, a tale of cop in the not to distant future with cyborg like qualities.
2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.
3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!
2). Yeah, Vince is still pulling a Lorenzo Lamas; he is such a loser.
3). You remember that bitch Tina, yeah, she loved the "Lorenzo Lamas"!
by Lance Cumson November 30, 2010
Get the Lorenzo Lamas mug.