Lamson

Verb: always falling asleep in class and never buying textbooks but managing to maintain good grades through secret magic powers

Dude, I didn't study at all for that test but I pulled a lamson and passed

by yourfaceisapie October 20, 2008

Lawsoned

To live in a house trailer and take fictitious orders for touchpad while stringing along clueless customers.

Hey Tom, did you get that touchpad you ordered from the guy in the trailer. No Bob, he got my money but he said I have to wait. I think I`been Lawsoned, I know my bum hurts.

by phil-jones September 15, 2011

Lawson

When you shove tea bags up your arse and take a hot bath

Sorry guys I can’t hang out tonight because I’m going to take a Lawson.

by Rian Lawson69 December 16, 2021

Gary Larson

A tennis term meaning "the far side". Since Gary Larson wrote The Far Side comics.

You guys take the close side of the court, i always play better on Gary Larson anyway.

by Sulleyvan March 18, 2008

Layson

Layson goes out with syra, and loves her forever.

Layson loves syra

by Viiiiiiiiiii June 13, 2018

thomas lawson

Thomas Lawson has a VERY small penis, you need binoculars to see it. He always picks slags for girlfriends or fat ones. He cums for old granny's in the street.

thomas lawson has a very small penis...some pass the binoculars!!!!!!!!

by Sykes. July 1, 2011

Miranda Lawson

A female character in Mass Effect 2 who is very buxom and has the biggest buttocks of any female video game character ever seen, also a character tossed in as fan-service to the male video game players

Miranda Lawson has the best butt in video game history

by VkaneX December 1, 2011