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Laguna

Did you cop the knew laguna drop?
Yeah nah yeah nah… I don’t support a sweatshop
by Chossmonster December 26, 2021
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Santos Laguna

The best club in all of mexico santos>america L ratio bozo😹👎
Santos Laguna is clear of America
by Yøûr mōm November 22, 2021
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St Anne School Laguna Niguel

A school located in Laguna Niguel, California, that’s full of white rich fucks. Everyone in their middle school has their bullshit friend groups, 200% exclusive to each other, so if you’re new everyone will be closed off from you, or leave you on read if you try to get in a conversation with them on Instagram. A lot of the girls there posts pictures of herself on Instagram like a thot, and all the guys will taunt you. Also, if you’re a twin prepare for it to be a fucking nightmare. The head of school is corrupt just like the whole fucking place. As long as you give money to the place, the school will never have an issue with you, so if you’re new don’t bother reporting a bullying incident. It will get a blind eye. If you’re short girl and a little different from everyone else, well good luck!
St Anne School Laguna Niguel is a school for rich white fucks.
by White Girls at Starbucks November 26, 2018
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laguna

Verb/Adjective
Used to describe something relating to Laguna beach. One of the more versatile words in the vocabulary, as it can be bad or good, depending on your opinion of the MTV show Laguna Beach.
"Dude those chicks are hella laguna" (hot)
"This conversation is turning hella Laguna" (akward and dramatic)
"We're about to Laguna this place up!" (make cooler than before)
"I hate her she can be so Laguna" (overly bitchy and dramatic)
by duhhhhhhhh June 3, 2006
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Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)
1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.
by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005
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laguna beach

Why in the world do people watch Laguna Beach? These people are stupid and uninteresting. It doesn't matter whether or not it's a reality show. Either way, it's so damn boring. No story, no interesting characters, no genuine emotion or genuine anything, for that matter. Just pretty people and pretty cars and pretty houses and pretty beaches that are all completely meaningless.
by hwbrgdtse July 29, 2008
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Lagunatics

Laguniacs are the crunchiest of all granola-munching people that reside in Southern California. Laguniacs spend much of their slathering each other with sunscreen and grooming "their" beach's of unsightly kelp.

Laguniacs support corruption of the MLPA.

Laguniacs want you to lose your freedom (something that is being chipped away a little at a time) this happens so some bureaucrat can have us all follow the “rules”. and what are those rules? They are controls thought up by the effete Laguniac snobs of the Laguna Beach, snobs that think they know what we should think and how we should live our lives and “Laguniacs know what is best"
Laguniacs want to groom the beach, yet want everyone else to follow the MLPA laws If this is the case, then perhaps the city of Laguna Beach and the Lagunatics are in violation when they groom the beach and remove kelp that has washed ashore.

Laguniacs "beach groomers"
is what the treehugging granola munching old ladies are calling their personal grooming process to try and help them get laid.

Laguniacs supports the MLPA Initiative which is corrupt, yet still want to personally groom what they perceive to be their own private beaches.

Laguniacs love fish munching Sea Lions.
by Socal mom January 8, 2012
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