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Kylo Ren

Kylo Ren is the pussy of an antagonist in the star wars sequels. He has a christian lightsaber and rips off Darth Vader.
Kylo Ren is kinda gay, isn't he?
by Sab-E.R January 19, 2020
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Kylo Rett

What "Kylo Ren" (Ben Solo) is called by people who think he has autism, judging by his behavior, and by his autistic grandfather the Dark Lord Anakin Skywalker, AKA, "Darth Vader", a referrence to Rett Syndrome, or basically Rett's autism, named for the Doctor Andreas Rett, the Austrian autism specialist, working alongside the two Austrian autism specialists Doctor Chaskel Leib "Leo" Kanner and Johann Friedrich "Hans" Karl Asperger, who later went on to create the Nazi Asperger Syndrome Diagnosis or Asperger's autism and the "Kanner Syndrome", AKA, Kanner's autism or the modern autism, originally coming from the, 1943's Nervous Child Journal "Autistic Disturbances of Affective Contact" (~ Kanner)
Brandon: Miss Brenda don'cha know Andrew's an introverted insomniac?

Miss Brenda: That WHAT???

Brandon: That he's a hyperactive manneristic spazzboy?

Miss Brenda: *GASP* Mister Brandon, WHAT!?!

Brandon: That he's a * hyperphagic * naturally gifted * eccentric? *

Brenda: What's Andrew's neurological diagnosis? Is it bipolar spectrum disorder, ADD, OCD, ADHD, FRAXAS or the psychotic schizophrenia?

Andrew: *pure nonverbal rage and repetitive obsessive-compulsive fixated patternistic thought dealing in absolutes*

*ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES, I WILL DO WHAT I MUST; "YOU WILL TRY!!!"*

Brandon: Sup, Kylo Rett?

Andrew: *just completely snaps* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIGGA

A Superhuman Andrew stands over Brandon like the Super-Saiyan Kakkarrott over the Mighty Lord Frieza or Broly the Legendary Super-Saiyan over the Prince Vegeta IV; Andrew: 🎶The Ballad of Barry Allen🎶
by AutismBlaggleTeam May 7, 2020
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kylo appreciation day

june 11th; kylo appreciation day,

a day to celebrate his successes.
kylo is a famous youtuber that is unknown due to him being “too gay for youtube”.
person 1: oh cool dude it’s kylo appreciation day!
person 2: awesome! let’s go celebrate
by roobteerfan June 11, 2022
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kylo ren

Emo darth vader fanboy with iTroopers. Usually wears a black armor and helmet. Have long hair.
John is such a kylo ren with all his iTroopers and black outfit.
by yodathehermit December 12, 2023
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Do a Kylo Ren

Getting angry at something to the point of whipping out your lightsaber and smashing up everything around you, just like the new Star Wars villain, Kylo Ren.
My friend and I were watching the game, and our team lost. My mate got so pissed off, I saw him do a Kylo Ren.
I now need a new lounge and TV.
by Gardz August 28, 2016
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Dirty Kylo

You have a good ass and body. People mostly hate you & you don't have many friends but you are a bold person. Go show em' that's your man or woman and beat the hell off. You are a star. Go and fuck him/her hard. Dominate the person in your bed, make em scream and beg for mercy.
Lily: WOW! that guy is so hooot!
Fierce: Well, umm you better shut up before Kylo beats you. Because that's her man.
Dirty Kylo's man.
by Rebel Without A Clause July 5, 2021
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Kylon

Kylon. He's a caring, funny and nice person. He's cute and when you see him your heart melts and you get nervous. When he shows you love it gives you a thousand butterflies in your stomach and makes you grow the widest smile on your face. Although, he might not be the most loyal person. That doesn't mean he's not loving.

Kylon's silly and he has the cutest smile. He hates negativity, and when he's sad he doesn't want to talk about it, and if your the wrong person and try to force it out of him he gets irritated. Kylon isn't someone who gets mad a lot most of the time he just get's irritated.

Kylon befriends everybody and when you get to know him you just want to be his best friend.

If you are his best friend or just close to him you are a very very lucky person.
Kylons the goat.
by Kylon's favorite person. June 8, 2019
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