Kurt
Kurt by youngsexybeast September 10, 2020
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Kurt is a piece of garbage that is always trying to discriminate people for who they are. They try to make you feel bad for themselves by making you feel absolutely worthless and gay. He's a pimp that sleeps with 5 women at once just to please himself. He stares women in the eyes and takes them to his special place.
NEVER TRUST A KURT
NEVER TRUST A KURT
Girl1: Have you met Kurt?
Girl2: Yeah, he's a perv...
Girl3: I heard that he got it on with his teachers.
Kurt: Hey!
(Women run away screaming)
Girl2: Yeah, he's a perv...
Girl3: I heard that he got it on with his teachers.
Kurt: Hey!
(Women run away screaming)
Kurt by BobIsWeird May 25, 2018
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kurt
Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.
Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Kurt
...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle
Kurt
Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.