Kunde

Is a white person who usually has black features such as a large penis and big lips. This person is exceptionally good at basketball and Halo. Will beat women if necessary! Makes the best popcorn in the world and a man of good humor and deep intellect. Is an AMAZING cuddler and usually makes the best type of boyfriend. Has a very distinct laugh and good memory when it comes to quoting movies. Has an extremely deep voice.

I got to lay in bed with a kunde last night.

"Thats Michael Jordan"
"no thats just kunde playing bball"

by Kunde1234 April 18, 2010

kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

by jokerpants May 17, 2011

Kindle

To remotely delete files without the user's knowledge or permission.

"I had a great little game on my iPhone, but Apple Kindled it!"

by taltamir July 24, 2009

kunle

one badass mofo alos known as an ogundeji

Hey that guys a kunle.

by wfs December 12, 2004

Kundre

Refers to: ass or someone's butt it is steinkolen deutsch.

Und jetzt kriegst du im kundre nje

by Bjezzle kakkel May 31, 2010

Paperwhite Kindle

A Kindle with an experimental, horrible browser that can at least submit definitions like this one.
Exactly this one.

This definition was submitted using a Paperwhite Kindle.

by yeltsA kciR May 30, 2021

Mister Kunkle

A thick, young, puffy man who likes to talk about weewee and trains

Mister Kunkle look a train!

“ where”

by Mr Kankle April 26, 2022