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Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…
Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.
by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022
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Kouther

Kouther is generally recognised by her big hair and even bigger cheesy smile. She can also be recognised by a big paint stain on her school jumper. As a consequence, people sometimes refer to her as the most clumsiest person they've ever met, and they're not wrong. It's a wonder how she survived her art classes.

Happy, bubbly and not afraid to show her face in front of the camera, Kouther will be sure to blow your mind.
"Hey, who's that?"
"That's Kouther."
"I thought so; I heard her laughing from the opposite end of the corridor."
by Vitani February 7, 2010
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That Night-Shade is such a friggen Krautnuck!!!
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krauter

Man Broc Nelson is such a krauter!
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kraut

People who are German or have German heritage. It comes from the Germans eating a German dish called sauerkraut (which is spoiled cabbage).

Calling a German a kraut because they eat sauerkraut, is like calling a Mexican a beaner because they eat beans.
I'm a kraut, and proud of it too! But I don't really like sauerkraut.. it tastes funny.
by goXrockXyourself May 16, 2006
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kraut can

Volkswagen 1960's beetle bug car ( AKA kraut can )
I had 7 mexican's in my kraut can with no AC. Never do that again. Illegal for mexican's to ride over the border, must crawl under fence then ride.
by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006
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kronthal

-a person that is a major stalker and asks out tons of people.

-can just be a weird, unusual or plain annoying person.
"Wow, what a kronthal. All they ever do is stalk me."
by bibblesworth June 25, 2008
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