Kramer

Verb: The act of bouncing off walls and doors.

Also, an adjective or pronoun used when referring to SOFT CURLY HAIRED animals (for instance: dogs or sheep)

1. He Kramered the wall again.

2. Aww.... your dog is so Kramer.

3. Isn't Kramer adorable?

by Gina August October 28, 2010

Kramered

To be publicly ridiculed for using a racist term in retaliation for some trangression, not because of personal feelings of racism, but because it's the easiest way to anger the offender as greatly as they have angered you.

Steven called Chen a "stupid fucking chink" after Chen slashed Steven's tires for no reason. Afterwards, he was severely Kramered, and his reputation was ruined.

by The Jefftastic Jeffinator January 27, 2008

Kramerism

N. any idea which sounds smart enough to make sense but is not smart enough to work. Named for the Seinfeld character and his schemes.

Communism is the the greatest Kramerism in governments today.

by chadderbox January 2, 2009

Hot Kramer

When the sphincter muscle becomes so relaxed from nearby stimulation, that a small semi aqueous amount of defecant is non-shalontly expelled into the atmosphere whereby it comes in contact with the hair of the unsuspecting felator; thereby ending the sexual encounter and resulting in the immediate nessesary washing of the victims hair.

shitty shitty bang bang

by honey bear April 20, 2004

kramer

The new, multiculturaly accepted, word for nigga.

Man 1- Yo ma dude, what it is?
Man 2- Juss chillin ma Kramer.

by Tweak12 December 6, 2006

Kramerian Algorithm

A shift in the paradigm how the world learns and the answer to it all.

Marc: "I have finally come up with the kramerian algorithm"
Chris: Get outta here!

by Niddhog June 3, 2021

Cosmo Kramer

A stupid and crazy, but bitchin motherfucker in the iconic tv show Seinfeld who often stumbles on a regular basis, spits, speaks in multiple languages and unexpectedly acts radical whether if he is dancing or being stupid. He is seen regularly wearing a detective coat or a lobster or green collared shirt. He has money but nobody knows where he gets it from nor anybody knows his true profession and if he had a job.

Aaron: What is the best part about Seinfeld?

Me: Cosmo Kramer.

Aaron: Why?

Me: He’s got the elements of being stupid and bitchin.

by Girls ❤️ shafts July 18, 2019