Kriek

kriek comes from a guy who has the hardest nipples on earth! he is very small in height just like his dick which is also very small. His hands r tiny but they are perfect for wanking with his very small dick, although he has a small dick, he how penetrated many bitches especially from his primary school, every fucking girl he has plowed

'how do you know the guy with the last name kriek'
'the one with the small dick?'
'yeah and has fucked so much blue waffles'

by Pussy X100 March 4, 2016

kreki

Kreki means that you promise something, and you can not break the promise. If you do, you disappear.. It's more a more sacred and serious vowel than pinky promise. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. It's used commonly if something happens that is unusual and if you told your friends they wouldn't believe you, but if you say kreki they understand at once it's true.

Calling a friend: help, I am getting mugged!
Friend: come on man, dont prank me like that..

You: Kreki, help!

Friend: OKAY THIS IS TRUE! I'm on my way NOW and calling 911!

You: I totally got laid last night
Friend: Lies, I saw you get into a taxi alone..
You: Yea, then a moment later the girl I met earlier stopped the taxi and got in!
Friend: Yeah right..
You: Kreki.
Friend: Ah cool man! Nice:D I was sure you lied there..

by Fontanius February 6, 2017

Krecki

Frajer.

KRECKI FRAJER!!!

by xXxPczulasxXx2008_PL June 12, 2017

krsek

Another word for an idiot with large forehead and most of the time small penis.

Oi cunt, you're such a krsek !

by Anonym754 August 27, 2018

Krtek Syndrome

A Variation of ALF Syndrome But Your Voice Changes To High Pitched Voice.
If Your Throat Gets Sore, Getting Laryngitis and Sharped Pain, Your Voice Will Be Changed Krtek (Little Mole).

2,300 People Have Krtek Syndrome But 1,200 People Had ALF Syndrome

by Cute Yeah June 10, 2019

Kreknak

Kreknak: noun

A species of aliens in Star Trek that originate from the planet Grevlon IX, in the Gastrin Star Nebular.

They appear as an illusive raid to those in Star Trek Online.

Person 1: "When does the Kreknak raid come out then?"

Person 2: "It's been out for some time dude, the odds of finding though are astronomical."

by ChuckCraft March 13, 2020

krecek

Krecek (pronounced kré-check) is a type of crackers made of cowhide from Indonesia.

"Saya makan siang pakai sayur krecek."

"I ate vegetable curry with krecek for lunch."

by Pikachu is virgin June 30, 2020