Krangfest

A gathering at a flee market or food fest attracting the enormously fat, typified by a pot-belly. A person so fat their "Krang" hangs over their belt. Someone reminding us of "Krang" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle anamie.

I went to the flee market and there was a Krangfest going on everyone there was really fat.

by Chinky Boss August 27, 2013

krungler

Someone who likes to put blueberries in their nose to save for later.

Person 1: Oh no here comes Tom.
Person 2: oh I hate that Krungler.
Person 3: Looks hes eating some now, Grosssss!

by simpletim July 18, 2020

Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.

Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.

by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020

Kringle

Rhymes with Jingle

"Im the real Santa yes Im the real Kringle
All you fly girls like my balls cause they Jingle"

by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004

Tentacle Arm Kraggle Outside Sprayer

Meaning of the acronym TAKOS where the S is silent.

In three days, the tentacle arm kraggle outside sprayer will wreak havoc in Bricksburg.

by SupaleegamingX July 7, 2014

Kringle

Thrash metal legend in training has very impressive side burns

Kringle plays eruption with his teeth

by HuskerDu April 16, 2005

Krungled

When you sit down, but you sit on your balls on accident.

Person 1: Oh shit! I just krungled! Person 2: Oh dang sorry bro that must hurt

by Beans R Us December 9, 2019