Koosch

stingy jewish girl with IBS-D and a windy personality

Sarah Silverman is a koosch.

by jelloshotjerry November 4, 2014

kooshal

Hot as fire cold as ice. A being with an incredible beauty and multi-talented. A mind like no one can have. A loving, caring and respectful person.

Your son is kooshal!

by Zouna #yfk April 23, 2018

Knobslobster

A person who slobs on knob. Someone who sucks down to the balls. A hoe. Someone who’s a homie hoper or a one night stand

Makayla enjoys slobing on knob. She’s a knobslobster!

by Don the goat May 19, 2022

Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

double cool with knobs

To be very very very cool; a shorter and cooler way to say 'very very very cool'

"Hey man, did you see the new Star Wars movie?"
"Yeah! It was double cool with knobs!"

by Rebecca Dakai September 18, 2005

Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

koobeton

cluster fuck of paper ; a mess of paper - notebook spelled backwards

Trogdor's notebook was in a stage of koobeton, there were papers everyehere!

by chris bfk February 26, 2008