When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
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Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019
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A game where kegs of beer are thrown down a set of stairs while pledges attempt to run up them. The use of a handrail and the national hazing hotline are prohibited.
by The Vag December 9, 2008
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A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
Get the Groom Kong mug."Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.
Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"
by QJ87 March 12, 2008
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I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.
by Dave890 January 3, 2006
Get the Kong My Whopper mug.The greatest game to have ever been made. The gameplay is amazing, the story is action packed, and the graphics are beautiful. (If you don't agree you've been brainwashed and you'll have to be taken to be a place where your brainwashing can be ended)
by Mich lol December 3, 2017
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