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kidding you not

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!
by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009
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lol just kidding

Usually used when people aren't actually kidding but probably should be.
Awe man your mom's so hot I wanna tongue-punch her fart-box... Lol just kidding.
by Definerbater November 18, 2013
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Kidding on the Square

I can see how you might think Al Franken had coined the expression if you had never heard it before, but it was an expression my mother when I was growing up -- and she died in 1984.
When Al picked up the tab for dinner he joked about me being a tightwad; I felt bad because I figured he was probably kidding on the square.
by PaulDee March 24, 2004
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i'm just kidding

Josh : You are so beautiful today!
Jessie : IKR what a gentleman, Josh <3
Josh : Wait wait wait! I'm just kidding ...
by mountain the tits July 31, 2016
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Kidding

It's the act of stealing, drinking, plundering, killing and raping in the English town called Kidderminster.
Judge asking from a thug: What were you doing last week?

Thug: Nothing much, I was just kidding in Kidderminster.

Judge: Oh, that's nice. You're free to go!
by AdmiraLR October 19, 2011
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just kidding

The longer way of saying jk.

The proper English way to say in non-internet jargon terms the commonly-used jk.

Phrase that ruins a joke if it's obvious. Often superfluous.

What Fred Armisen as Latin comedian Ferecito on SNL says a lot.

Something you should not say after I love you.
Katrina: Flying a little low today, are we?
Sam: Huh?! Is my fly down? How fuckin' embarassing!
Katrina: Just kidding!
Sam: Good grief! Embarassed the hell outta me, biatch!
Katrina: Hahaaa!

Erick: You better be on your A-game or I'm going to take you to school! You're going to get served. Haha, just kidding.
Mike: Well at least I'm not a twisted freak! Haha, just kidding.

Ferecito: Americans suck! I'm just keeeeediiinggg!

Igby: I love you.
Neena: Aw, how sweet!
Igby: Just kidding, guffaw!
Neena: *runs Igby through the stomach with a pen and whacks him with her handbag until he's unconscious*
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who-am-i-kidding? condom

The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
by DJNrrd June 8, 2007
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