kobe whistle

kobe whistle happens when the referees are calling unreasonable fouls on defenders who are guarding a superstar basketball player e.g. Kobe, James, McGrady etc.

Rookie to his teammate: I hate when I always get kobe whistled! I get fouled out every game!

by Sysonpyh December 17, 2008

kobetard

Kobetard is someone who loves Kobe so much that it distorts the reality ( that MJ is the best etc.) They usually are kids who havent seen Michael Jordan games which is why they believe Kobe IS the best basketball player alive. Kobetards often post comments like "Kobe>MJ" or "Kobe is the best player alive" Usually their nickname consists of references to Kobe Bryant.

"kobe is the best bbal player evaaaaaaaaaa! hes my man! Kobe>MJ+LeBron! No one could ever surpass his greatness. MJ is close but..nah!" comment posted by KobeBryantFan24

sysonpyh@KobeBryantFan24 "STFU Kobetard, MJ the best!"

by sysonpyh July 8, 2010

Kobaryo

Kobaryo is a GENIUS who makes j-core for LifeEEEEEE. kobaryo is a japanese music producer which means he doesn't get much attention in worldwide. And since he's a japanese music producer,it means he must have the power OF THE WILDANES(camellia reference sorry lol).
Kobaryo can literally turn annoying sounds like Machine Gun Noises into A FUCKING GOOD MELODY. Japanese music producer ARE SO GUUUUD. SO WHY DO THEY SO UNDERRATED? HOW CAN GOD ALLOW SUCH UNFAIRNESS?DOES GOD EVEN EXIST(yes)? In the end,
Kobaryo holds the skills japanese talent.
A absolute Legend

1.OMFG,Kobaryo COLLABORATE WITH Camellia!!! OMG IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND SHIVERING AND DYING AND MASTURBATING RN
2. Yo,This Kobaryo's track made my pp so hard
3.AIIIIIIII RETARDS,HAVE YOU LISTENED TO Kobaryo NEW TRACK?IT FUCKING HIT 66666666666BPM

by a kool guy obviously February 4, 2019

Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom

Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"

by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010

Kobe Bryant death

Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter died in a tragic helicopter accident on the morning of the 26th of January. RIP Kobe Bryant, 1978 - 2020

Kobe Bryant death
"do you remember kobe bryant?"
"yeah, shame he died"

by Anonymous Birb January 26, 2020

Knobert Whoredrey

Someone who invents an urban dictionary term in order to prove a point.

#1: "See! There's even a term for them! I'm not the only one who calls them Pitchforkers!"
#2:"I guess..."

#3:"Wait, how old is that Urban Dictionary term?"
#2:"20 minutes old"
#3:"Son of a bitch."
#2:"Yeah, what a Knobert Whoredrey."

by SlightlyUptight October 28, 2013

Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 25, 2013