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Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
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krumping

A positive outlet for anger, a way of spiritual dancing and praise,a popular and fast growing style of hip-hop dance. It originated in the African-American community of South Central Los Angeles, California. It is free, expressive, and highly energetic, and is the newest form of the "Urban" Black dance movement
Rize shows how the homies are krumping and getting buck
by Lady Active December 30, 2005
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Klump

Someone who is greedy, primarily with food, amongst other (material) items. A Klumps needs are always met first, even before their own children.
Gosh, did you see how many BigMacs Connie ordered? What a Klump!
by DaddyVanderSloot January 22, 2014
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kumpkin

gettin a blow job while knittin a sweater and takin a dump; a variation of blumpkin
my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit and has stains all over it. my granpa tells me she was gettin some kumpkin
by Bambi/cawlamahtee April 14, 2009
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kumpt

A purposeful misspelling/mispronunciation of the word "cunt". It carries the same definition, but can be extended to any person to describe antisocial or detestable behavior.
He didn't come out with us, that guy's being a total kumpt.
by Robert Patrick September 4, 2008
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Krump stump

Krump stump is another name for male genitalia. Krump being a non gender word, Krump stump defines the male sexual organ protuding from the Krump.
Kelly likes to get on my Krump stump before work to relieve stress.
by DJ Or Derb March 9, 2011
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Krumpf

A sound that is used to end a sentence containing a bold statement. Sometimes used to fill dead air.

Sometimes spelled: Khrumph, Kroumpf, Karumpf, Karoumph, Hrumpf.
This is the best crap'n cheese ever...Krumpf!
by Bonsmartlio June 3, 2006
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