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hamhobbles in a knobbywocket

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.
a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!
by Alissa January 1, 2005
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Slob Knobbing

The act of performing fellatio.
by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002
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cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.
Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.
by Hanzeus September 29, 2003
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kubbing

A meandering ride on a motorcycle to enjoy the wind and scenery.
Spent the afternoon kubbing and it was fantastic.
by OKMICK January 28, 2015
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slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends
that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit
by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004
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Knub

A form of the word noob usually used against russian in Counter Strike Global Offensive.
U R big KNUB
by Lind January 21, 2019
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