Skip to main content

knobbed

When one places an item on their doorknob to let others know that coitus is going on within.
Tim knobbed the door so we should probably leave him alone.
by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011
mugGet the knobbedmug.

knobbing

Man did you see Sue knobbing the new boss.
by Captain Spanky July 21, 2006
mugGet the knobbingmug.

knobs

I'd like to twist them knobs.
by Matti B May 8, 2006
mugGet the knobsmug.

Knob

1; someone who is a complete and utter pillock. Is far from a likeable character and has an IQ drowned so much in negativity that they can't possibly realise how much of a belching vagina they are. What a knob

2; a projecting part, usually round, forming the handle of a door. Symbollock of a swollen testicle. From the latin <i> swoolen testicle a knobi</i>

3;Now this one is a bit naughty kiddies. Is also a slang term commonly used to refer to the male genetalia.
Translation; "what a fucking knob" : "what a fucking male genital" (the male 'package' consitsing of a scrotum and a penis)
by Christostorous III October 5, 2006
mugGet the Knobmug.

Knob

The male member or a derogatory name for someone behaving inappropriately.

Definitely not to be confused with the word NOB.
Oh goodness me! Would you look at Stroons? What on earth is she talking shit like that for? What an utter KNOB!
by gftc March 17, 2011
mugGet the Knobmug.

Knob

Slang word for a woman, derived from women that wear pony tails hence the word knob.
Damm shes a fine knob.
by MasterSh December 9, 2008
mugGet the Knobmug.

Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.
One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.
by Mocoholi September 2, 2010
mugGet the Knobbedmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email