Kettle Class

Derivative and derogatory of "Ma and Pa Kettle".

Can be used to refer to all of Coach/Economy Class on a plane but usually used to highlight those passengers on an flight who, through their behavior, make it very apparent that they aren't familiar with how to get around at the airport, get through security or get on a plane without delaying or inconveniencing everyone else.
Typically they are from flyover country.

"We left 30 minutes late because there were a bunch of people back in Kettle Class who couldn't figure out how to get in their seats"

by jetdillo February 22, 2010

kettlebell

A Russian exercise tool that dates back to the 1700's. It resembles a cannonball with a handle welded onto it. Although it is very unassuming, it is a sinister training tool that will seriously kick your butt if you train correctly with it. It is a favorite of MMA fighters and strongman competitors.

Rahim threw up yesterday after completing three rounds of kettlebell exercises!

by 2xfboo2 January 7, 2008

Kettle down a shit

When a shit is so large it has to be dissolved with boiling water, through the use of a kettle, in order for it to be safely flushed, and not cause long term damage.

Jamie Self: OMG I just had to poke a shit down with a stick!!

David Walker: LOL. Why didn't you just 'Kettle it down'??

Jamie Self: I didn't think to 'Kettle down a shit'.

David Walker: ROFLCOPTER YOU N00B.

by David 'sky' Walker September 25, 2009

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Boston Tea Kettle

It's when a man ejaculates onto a woman's asshole, and she farts creating a mist of cum, which imitates a steam effect of a tea kettle.

Honey, you know what we haven't done in a long time, Boston Tea Kettle.

by cake farts July 25, 2010

Kettle

An abbreviated response based on the expression, "That's like the pot calling the kettle black." It is a response made when the speaker has just said something that the listner thinks the speaker is just as guilty of as whoever the speaker was criticizing.

"I can't believe he went through the buffet line again."
"Kettle! Didn't you go for extra desert!"

by Ms. D May 8, 2006

pot kettle

Shorter version of pot calling the kettle black.

HE. I don't like otters any more , they have rough facial hair.
BB. Pot kettle

by Dolphins are better December 13, 2016