klingons

if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons

fuck i gots ta wash my ass i gots like 3 days worth of klingons circling my brownstar

by big_smoke October 7, 2005

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

Klingonclit

overly big Clitoris

My God She has a Klingonclit!

by St.Louis_rocker1 March 12, 2011

klingons

A sex toy made out of glass that goes up your vag and butt at the same time. It can be heated or you can stick it in the fridge for a bit if you like it cold. If it ever breaks, you can imagine it would be no longer useful, due to sharp edges.

Forget dildos, use klingons instead.

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

Klingon Wedding

A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.

They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding

by dlarocco84 June 29, 2010

klingon

A piece of dung or excrement clinging to hair around the anus. See also dingleberries, dangleberries, dillberries, clinkers, winnets and wittens, bum tags, chuff-nu

"Captain! Uranus is surrouned by Klingons!"

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

klingon

A child who clings to the parent when dropped off at the childcare center.

Mrs. Harried had trouble again disentangling herself from her howling Klingon Wilberforce.

by tbbrick July 23, 2008