jonko klappen

het roken van een jonko, joint

hey heb ne nog jonkos?

ja man fasho

kom jonko klappen

by jemama420 November 6, 2020

klahowya

Klahowya Secondary School consists of grades 7-12. It's a part of the Central Kitsap School District, located in Silverdale, WA but everyone agrees that it's basically Seabeck. School mascot is an eagle. Not as big a population as surrounding schools but still pretty tight. Beautiful architecture and awesome teachers, for the most part. Not as snooty as CK or Oly. Kids who go here are usually pretty cool.

Bobby: wow those kids are mighty sexy.
Timmy: yes they are. they must be klahowya kids.

by iyazoo October 27, 2009

Kliph Scale

Kliph: Sexy, attractive, good looking

A code word used by males to to notify other males in the area that an attractive female has come into viewing range. After all men have acknowledged her looks they then determine how she ranks on said "scale".

A secret way men scale a woman's attractiveness.

1. (Kliph Scale passing by)

Rob: Kliph Scale!

Sal: Agreed, I give it a 7.

2. (At the Office)

Rob: Did you get that Kliph Scale report?

Sal: Yea, I rate its effectiveness about a 6

Rob: Na, at least a 7

by Lazyboy4sure October 21, 2009

Klappers

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.

He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Klappa

Contraction of clap and Kappa : a sarcastical clap, mostly used on twitch.tv

John got timed ouf for spamming, everyone in the chat give him a big Klappa!

by El_Pollo_Loco June 24, 2016

klapsomounis

Greek for a crying pussy. Used for afeminate, gay behaviour or people. Much like the western use of pussy but much stronger.

"Antonaki mou, you really are a fuckign klapsomounis".

by kinezos kamaki May 13, 2005

klapdownie

You use this to name someone who is a little bit weird, but also sometimes to make fun of someone, or as a joke.

1: Hey klapdownie,

2: auw that's so not nice you bitch

by Fioreaete June 13, 2022