kagger

to ruin a joke or a conversation by saying something stupid.

daniel: that show was funny as fuk last night yo.
Fernando: yheah man it was super awesome.. like omg i alomost peed in my pants.
Daniel: i wasnt that funny bro..you are such a KAGGER!!

by Pitbullzwifeyy February 6, 2008

Klang

Tinyblatterpeesalot - Indian Name

When Klang drinks he urinates alot.

by Klangerpeesalot February 5, 2010

Spoon Murder Klages

Someone who cuts off a mans testicles and stabbs his eye balls with a spoon.

Man I did an awesome spoon murder klages on that guy last night!

by XCheyenneX February 26, 2008

Klagholes

Chafing of the penis after a sexual act is performed by a female hand, on male genitalia, without proper lubrication.

I only had motor oil in the trunk; should have let her use it, now i have to deal with klagholes for the next week.

by roaper chlingly September 25, 2012

Klugg

The lowest point of your life, where an addiction to cocaine and fat prostitutes becomes prominent.

'Man life sucks, I'm so Klugg right now'

'I was so Klugg the other night, i shelved a G and finger papped this sloots esshole'

by Heyhihelloaloha May 1, 2014

kagger

Someone that does something so unbelievable that you have no other words for it.

Bruce makes a full-court shot, blindfolded, on his knees
Bruce's brother: No fucking way, you KAGGER!

by Reggak March 15, 2017

KLEGGED

KLEGGED = when a person consumes too much of the drug ketamine also know as "K" and have the sensation of having the feeling as if they have no legs

I'm suffering from a classic case If being klegged

by Caremal funk January 24, 2018