Kite Runner

1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.


2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.

" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."

1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."

2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"

by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005

kite game

6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.

by tim colgan August 8, 2003

Kite Happy

When you smoke so much that you sit on the couch super happy

Dad: I’m going to need to watch that movie again tomorrow. I think I fell asleep
Mom: I know, you’re Kite Happy

by Ardent Maple January 10, 2022

Kite Run

Raping someone doggy style

Hold him down, were gonna Kite Run him!

by Watt193 January 24, 2009

kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence

1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"

by Lucitanas August 9, 2007

Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008

Kite runner

The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.

"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"

by TheMethos March 10, 2009