kiser smash

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back

by That guy gary April 14, 2019

Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.

Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt- "YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama

by EGG_125_ May 17, 2022

Pickle kisser

A slang term for a homosexual.

Mark and Bob are total pickle kissers...did you see Mark pat Bob on the ass at lunch today?

by Sideshow worm January 9, 2008

Kipper

A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.

My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.

by EnvyEskridge September 3, 2012

giddy kipper

metaphorical phrase for someone who is overly excited ... only found in regional dialect ... mainly lancastrian

Campasme your SUCH the giddy kipper this evening ... you ... you ... friend of cwissy

by cwissy December 1, 2003

Dirty Kasper

When a guy receives a rim job while standing like captain Morgan

I came home from work and saw my husband standing with one leg up on the coffee table. It was time for a Dirty Kasper

by Mom_pounder69 June 20, 2020

Rectal Kisser

It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)

Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.

Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!

by F.O.O.C.H January 2, 2009