The worst place in the world to live.Often referred to as "the bubble" and "Hotel California". It is very suductive and impossible to leave. Full of a bunch of stuck up snobs who have no life. Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores.
Ex 1
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!
Ex 2
Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*
Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?
Guy 1: Dude I live in Kingwood. I'm richer and better than you. I drive a BMW
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up
Guy 1: I'll call my lawyer!
Ex 2
Girl 1: Hi Nice to meet you I'm Wanda
Girl 2: Nice to meet you to, where did you say you lived again?
Girl 1: Kingwood
*Girl 2 takes off running*
Ex 3
Girl 1: hey nice meeting you, can i suck ur dick?
Guy 1: ok wait behind those other three
Girl 2: OMG I LOVE SEMEN!! *girlish laugh*
Guy 1: NEXT?
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The Smokeable Forest.
Haha, it's true, we have lots of weed here, and alcohol, and parties.
The schools pretty much consist of the skaters, preps, jocks, and non clique people, or the coolest mother fuckers ever. If you don't belong to a clique, you pretty much have every right to do whatever you want. Most families that live in Kings Point, the really rich neighborhood, are stuck up and the popular, faggish people. The real OG's come from Kings Forest, Woodland Hills, Bear Branch, and occasionally Elm Grove. Elm Grove is where the real poor people in Kingwood live, and Woodland Hills apartments, the true ghetto of Kingwood. Too many black people from Katrina, but only a select few are real black people, not the fake "rapper wannabes".
Haha, it's true, we have lots of weed here, and alcohol, and parties.
The schools pretty much consist of the skaters, preps, jocks, and non clique people, or the coolest mother fuckers ever. If you don't belong to a clique, you pretty much have every right to do whatever you want. Most families that live in Kings Point, the really rich neighborhood, are stuck up and the popular, faggish people. The real OG's come from Kings Forest, Woodland Hills, Bear Branch, and occasionally Elm Grove. Elm Grove is where the real poor people in Kingwood live, and Woodland Hills apartments, the true ghetto of Kingwood. Too many black people from Katrina, but only a select few are real black people, not the fake "rapper wannabes".
Person from downtown Houston "Hey, you from Kingwood?"
Person from Kingwood "Yah, so what, you want some of this bitch, I got 20 niggas that'll fuck you up just like that."
Person from Houston "Oh ya? Well that's cool, you punk bitch. You bring disgrace to Kingwood, you white bitch."
Person from Kingwood "Yah, so what, you want some of this bitch, I got 20 niggas that'll fuck you up just like that."
Person from Houston "Oh ya? Well that's cool, you punk bitch. You bring disgrace to Kingwood, you white bitch."
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kingwood is the rich part of houston the upper class.
were the teens get everything they want (no lie)
the kids that dont even know what a toyota or nissan is cause they ALL drive bmw's. kingwood kids deff do not have manners and dont apreceate anything cause they get everything handed to them. if hollister needed new models come to kingwood 99% of girls wear only hollister and abercrombie and will Refuse to wear anything else.most all kingwood girls are know for being gorgeous,but there all dumb and play hard to get,not to mention they all cheat and are bitches. .Kingwood kids have more money than they need,(parents money) and there are alot of rich fags here.The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter.kingwood high school just as well as kingwood park high school are very very competive when it comes to sports but kingwood park is just a clone of kingwood high however walk the halls and all you will see is sluts in short mini squirts just more stuck up bitches. friday and saturdays in kingwood consist of non stop partying and everyone knows everyones buissness here. its constent outgoing competion is kingwood. you will never have the best cause some kingwood kid will just come along with something better. kingwood is known for this if you were to go someware and tell them you were from kingwood there first impression would be stuck up rich bitch.
It really does deseve the tittle "the bubble" or Hotel california" only i think california kids are less stuck up then kingwood kids.
i can only hope they will grow up cause life isnt all that they think it is.
Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores and money is everything.
kingwood is the rich part of houston the upper class.
were the teens get everything they want (no lie)
the kids that dont even know what a toyota or nissan is cause they ALL drive bmw's. kingwood kids deff do not have manners and dont apreceate anything cause they get everything handed to them. if hollister needed new models come to kingwood 99% of girls wear only hollister and abercrombie and will Refuse to wear anything else.most all kingwood girls are know for being gorgeous,but there all dumb and play hard to get,not to mention they all cheat and are bitches. .Kingwood kids have more money than they need,(parents money) and there are alot of rich fags here.The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter.kingwood high school just as well as kingwood park high school are very very competive when it comes to sports but kingwood park is just a clone of kingwood high however walk the halls and all you will see is sluts in short mini squirts just more stuck up bitches. friday and saturdays in kingwood consist of non stop partying and everyone knows everyones buissness here. its constent outgoing competion is kingwood. you will never have the best cause some kingwood kid will just come along with something better. kingwood is known for this if you were to go someware and tell them you were from kingwood there first impression would be stuck up rich bitch.
It really does deseve the tittle "the bubble" or Hotel california" only i think california kids are less stuck up then kingwood kids.
i can only hope they will grow up cause life isnt all that they think it is.
Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores and money is everything.
kingwood kids 1: omggg i got a brand new lexus
kingwood kids 2: oh psh that was my last years car i drive a bmw now.
kingwood kids 1: whatever mine has 2 12's
kingwood kids 2: yeah well mine had 2"15's
kingwood kids 2: oh psh that was my last years car i drive a bmw now.
kingwood kids 1: whatever mine has 2 12's
kingwood kids 2: yeah well mine had 2"15's
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