Illuminati

They control everything.

If you don't have a girlfriend, don't have a real job, spend at least 90% of your waking life in front of a monitor at least one hundred times your dick length, and run a blog.

Man 1: "My cat died."
Man 2: "IT'S THE ILLUMINATI AT WORK!!!!!!"

Man 1: "The first black President in history has just entered the White House."
Man 2: ""HE'S NOT BLACK! THAT'S WHAT THE ILLUMINATI _WANT_ YOU TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!"

by saycheeze August 19, 2009

Illuminatical

Used to describe behaviour that is to be attributed to member(s) of the Illuminati.

OR
Used to describe anything relating to the Illuminati.

"I shall report any Illuminatical behavior."

"WOW! That triangle is SO illuminatical!"

by illuminatedbaby October 13, 2016

Illuminati

The enlightened ones is what they are called. They are not bad but everybody says they are, don't use the word in vain it's like using gods name on vain

Dude: Bro I FOUND THE ILLUMINATI IN OUR BATHROOM THEY ARE EVIL!

Clever Person: Don't say that they are evil they really arent
Later: Illuminati kills dude and save the clever one

by Tri_angle April 14, 2018

Illuminati Pile

An orgy pile in the shape of a triangle. Usually used by cults.

"Wow Nick!! What an Illuminati Pile!!"

by Pilot Dwarf October 26, 2018

illuminatiphobic

a phobia against, twitter user illuminati boy, people hate him for no reason, they sre jealous of his success

people are illuminatiphobic

by stan twt user October 16, 2020

All Illuminati Became Extinct

As if by Karma, magic and Law, all Illuminati became extinct and were bound to non-existence. Illuminati curses, illusions and influence ceased to exist.

All Illuminati became extinct. As a result, money curses no longer had any impact or influence on any nouns.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 20, 2023

the music illuminati

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)

“The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”

by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017